Joey Diaz BEST Prison Stories, Touring with Joe Rogan, & Selling Drugs

Get up, c*******as, we have Joey “Coco” Diaz in the studio with us today. Joey’s talking about meeting Joe Rogan, the cocaine 80s, kidnapping, prison, Cuban culture and why LA is so corrosive. INDULGE! 00:00L.A. Women are weak - couldn’t raise his daughter there 01:39No woman like Joey’s mom - GANGSTA 04:42Dad ran with the Jews 08:25Joey grew up fast + supplying Sticky Charlie 12:14Running numbers in the Bronx + collecting up 14:40Mom going back to Cuba? + couldn’t get sister out 16:53Joey can’t leave + Seattle Troubles 24:39Day in the life of criminal Joey 30:34Had to leave + 1984 NYC was WILD 37:06Scarface changed everything + NYC was on fire 42:53Getting locked up - inevitable + “we have to teach you a lesson” 52:47Homeless + Credit Card finesse + itchy in Colorado 58:40The Kidnapping story 01:26:24Rapport with Judge is paramount + petty criminality 01:30:34Prison - gangs + hanging outs in Aids facility 01:41:39Becoming an entertainer - Pryor + Prison 01:50:24Prison takes away your manhood 01:51:49Messing with other prisoners 01:55:19Meeting Joe Rogan & Mitzi Shore + Comedy Store 01:59:58Comics don’t listen - Mitzi, Kinison, Hicks, Handler 02:09:40Andrew’s 1st time watching Joey + always learning 02:15:00LA is horrible + New York is change 02:21:02Water drinkers spoilt NYC + life has changed 02:22:09Joey’s daughter is his consigliere 02:24:27Being good on stage + Testicle Testaments 02:30:32Rogan’s impact + the Podcast was perfect 02:40:02Book nearly got cancelled - the story that got taken out 02:43:01Getting so paranoid, Joey called cops on himself 02:44:29Supplying Whitney Houston 02:48:35“Matthew McConaughey, you suck” 02:53:01Has Joey got all the juice out of life? Sage advice from Slash