White Cartel Dealer Explains How To SURVIVE Prison

Whats up people, today we have Johnny Mitchell to discuss how he got linked up with the Sinaloa cartel, how he eventually got caught, and how he survived 3 years in federal prison. INDULGE! 00:00Intro 00:43Johnny didn’t snitch 01:55Johnny freelanced for the cartel 03:44Did anyone try to climb Johnny’s tree? 05:53Johnny’s first fight in prison 07:35Different types of jail 08:28Swedish jail is like summer camp 10:08Schulz obeys the law because he’s scared of a booty bandits 14:07Scariest person he met in jail is a dude with a tiny pecker 20:11Scariest thing about prison is male pattern baldness 22:07How Johnny became a professional dealer 26:30Coke is where the money is 29:31Johnny got robbed while playing Mario kart 35:20Sinaloa - home of Weed + Speaking Spanish is worse 41:30Johnny was making $80k a month 46:19How CNN taught Johnny to traffick drugs 56:31Everybody wants to be seen, including the cartel 01:01:08Nobody wants to be the boss anymore 01:03:36How freelancing led to Fentanyl 01:08:05Comedy is like drug dealing 01:09:11Dealing with mafia nepo-babies 01:13:20Johnny is 0/1 with bribes 01:21:35Johnny made $1 million selling 01:23:48Where do you hide that much money? 01:30:33Laundering money though gifts 01:32:20Middlemen drug dealers + Business acumen 01:38:51Embracing your past 01:41:40How Johnny would start again… 01:46:31Paying US Border agents + Legalisation 01:55:18Portland Whites are weird 02:00:09European Mafias + Bootlegging created Presidents 02:09:13Crack + crime + overcorrection 02:13:45Moving guns + Cartels wanted the wall 02:19:17Narco-states built around Tourism 02:21:36This is a lonely life + adjusting to civilian life 02:25:45Moving drugs in prison + Racial lines aren’t as strict 02:33:00Solitary confinement is torture + time flies in prison 02:40:02Working in the kitchen + Real camaraderie 02:43:38Difference between Snitch and Rat 02:45:26Family impact - mom, dad and Jimmy 02:50:44Comedy in prison is the best 02:54:53Every prisoner has a gf 02:56:30Taliban contacted Johnny for consulting 02:57:41Being the last bootlegger - “no regrets” 02:59:26Smashing out Cartel’s girl + Risk taking

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices